how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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