i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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