so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you didnt know i had herpes?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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