absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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