even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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