u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I have demons in me.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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