Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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