So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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