your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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