Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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