Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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