After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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