he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
