fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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