it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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