he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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