Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't think brook has ever known best
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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