Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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