At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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