he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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