I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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