Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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