you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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