Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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