I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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