Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do vagina's smell?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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