Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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