I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
