it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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