hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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