So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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