ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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