Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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