i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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