I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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