wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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