he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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