Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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