Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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