You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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