we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Girls should come with a carfax report
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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