There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
