We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
