So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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