I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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