Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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