Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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