Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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