So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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