Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We have so much sex to catch up on
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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