WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
