There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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